The Runcorn Rumbler’s greatest hits?

Friday-weekend blog

Introducing ‘The Runcorn Rumbler’

Here’s a link to a short compilation of what one could call ‘The Runcorn Rumbler’s Greatest Hits”:

https://x.com/GuidoFawkes/status/1850857913700552961?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1850857913700552961%7Ctwgr%5Ef208a04e533991d88984ad16684ca4125d60c4d1%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Forder-order.com%2Fpage%2F3%2F

The ‘Runcorn Rumbler’ is the name I’ve given to Mike Amesbury – the Labour MP for Runcorn – who seems to believe that the best way to communicate with his constituents is to beat the sh*t out of them. The ‘greatest hits’ video features the Runcorn Rumbler speaking in the House of Commons about the need to prosecute and jail violent offenders interspersed with the Rumbler pounding a constituent, presumably to demonstrate what he means by ‘violent offender’. The Rumbler claims that he beat h*ll out of the constituent – sucker-punching him and then continuing to rain blows down on him as he lay defenceless on the ground – because he felt ‘threatened’. But the video shows that the constituent had his hands in his pockets. So I find it confusing how a man with his hands in his pockets could be construed as being ‘threatening’.

Multi-tier Keir’s ‘justice’ system

The Runcorn Rumbler’s antics pose a bit of a problem for our honest, hard-working, serially-grifting, totally-not-corrupt PM, multi-tier, gimme-free-gear Keir Starmer. The last thing Multi-Tier wants is a by-election in Runcorn which Labour could well lose to Reform, who came second to Labour in the constituency in this year’s general election. A loss of Labour’s circa 15,000 majority in the constituency to Reform would be rather disastrous for commie Keir. So we can expect to see some creative use of our politicised, totally-discredited supposed ‘justice system’ to avoid the Runcorn Rumbler losing his parliamentary seat.

Perhaps the Rumbler will ‘do a Huw Edwards’ and check himself into some kind of rehab for a couple of days or weeks or whatever claiming his violence was a result of ‘mental health issues’? Then the Rumbler can play the victim and anyone criticising the Rumbler’s (IMHO) unprovoked violence will be accused of being cruel and intolerant to people with mental health issues. That’s always a good trick for avoiding prosecution.

Or perhaps the police and Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) will ‘do a Manchester Airport’? Just as happened with the two multi-culturally enriching gentlemen, who were filmed attacking police at Manchester Airport breaking the nose of one policewoman, the police and CPS will decide that, despite clear video evidence showing exactly what happened, the whole matter is incredibly complicated and the police and CPS will sit on the case for months or even years taking no action in the hope that everybody will forget about it?

Or perhaps Keir and his politicised, discredited CPS will find some other imaginative way of getting the Runcorn Rumbler off the hook in a way which avoids a by-election? After all, if my fading memory serves me correctly, multi-tier Keir’s time as Director of Public Prosecutions was a time of ‘good hunting’ with little to no risk of arrest and prosecution for multi-culturally enriching rape gangs in most of our cities and major towns. So a cynic might be tempted to suspect that honest Sir Keir is quite adept at using the ‘justice’ system to prosecute those he doesn’t like – for example, those who disagree with his open-borders, bring-in-the-Third-World immigration disaster – and protect those to whom he wants to grovel.

It’s going to be fun watching what slippery snake Sir Keir and his lapdog corrupt CPS come up with to get out of the mess that the Runcorn Rumbler’s brutishness has caused Starmer’s incompetent, blundering, increasingly unpopular Labour Party.